

What you heard was your conscience telling you to stop eating meat. It's not my fault there's nothing good to eat on this planet except meat! Oh, man, now I feel so bad I'm imaging I hear your voice. Son, let this be a lesson: never work hard and don't form emotional attachments. Can we buy him back? Can we? honey, we'd love to, but a prizewinning bull is thousands of dollars. Mom, they're going to k*ll Lou and make him into food and fringe vests for gay cowboys. Oh, we will, but your cow gets to go first. Son, your calf is going to be taken to a feedlot. Well, I don't know much about cows, but I think we have a winner! Oh, I thought she was peeing out of her nipple. Keep it down! I'm trying to feed my runt. Pullet, Bantam, Orpington, Pullet, Flemish Giant, Pullet, Leghorn. You're a scrappy little misfit, just like me.Īnyone want to trade? No reasonable offer refused. I didn't come here today expecting to fall in love. Okay, 4-H-ers, here's your summer project: pick a calf and raise him up big, strong and, of course, God-fearing.Īnd at the end of the summer, the best calf wins a blue ribbon. Raise articulator, set hydraulic brakes and endorse farm subsidy check for crops I didn't grow. Let's skip the oath and, uh, get you behind the wheel of something you can't handle. "I pledge my head to clearer thinking, my heart to greater loyalty, my hands." oh, man, how many "H's" does this thing have? Son, a lot of these youth organizations encourage parents to get involved in the activities.

Indeed, it has the most finger loss of any youth organization. It's part of my duties as a member of 4-H. What's a tool like you doing on something cool like that? I wouldn't mind driving that over a prairie dog village. So Dean Martin would show up at the last minute and do everything in just one take?īut Wikipedia said he was "passionate about rehearsal." The clerks are always shouting in Hebrew on their cell phones. Lisa, I've got a big bunch of black banas.Īnd Bart, you go with your father to Shelbyville to get the beanbag chairs re-beaned. You two have been b*mb with enough commercial images. Mom, we need a Callaway titanium perimeter-weighted driver! This is for par and a share of sixth place. I want you to watch a show that isn't just one long commercial. Mom, we need to throw out all this Krusty cereal and get Robot Clown cereal!Įvery week we have to buy something else to save that transforming clown that morphs.
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Only my Saturday morning viewers can save me!īuy my cereal, find the secret code inside and text me the message "start the day with Kellogg's" or I will die. It's time to make you Trans-Clown-O-Morphs extinct. Trans-Clown-O-Morphs Transforming clowns that morph. Trans-Clown-O-Morphs Transforming clowns that morph Sent to Earth to defeat the evil Dino-Robo-Bots. Today's Krusty's Korean Kartoon Kavalcade starts with an exciting adventure of "The Trans-Clown-O-Morphs." There’s no need for sexist terminology.It's a beautiful, sunny Saturday morning. Anyone attempting such a feat would end up more animal than man. The show has been running for 29 seasons and counting, and recently passed 600 episodes. Only a fool would even attempt to watch and review every episode of The Simpsons.
